Super Bowl 52 Survival Guide

So we’ve survived to Super Bowl 52, through a year of fake news, three (?) pregnant Kardashians and the Ball family. Although that doesn’t even cover a microscopic amount of what 2017 gave us, they were undoubtedly unpredictable events that took place this past year. And who would predict one of the biggest underdogs in […]

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Why the “U” Isn’t Back

  Whether it’s the smoke they ran through, the swagger they invented, or the five national championships they won (we all know it should be six); the University of Miami has a football legacy unlike any other. And for the recent history that’s just what it’s felt like: a legacy, a distant memory of Sun […]

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How to Super Bowl

2017 is a time to be alive: a reality TV star is President, virtual reality porn is around the corner, and the Atlanta Falcons are in the Super Bowl. There’s no predicting what else this year might bring. But there are always Super Bowl predictions, and with that there are always college frat boys who […]

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New Rivals

You hear it at every tailgate, sung along to the beat of their over-pretentious and annoying fight song. You see it on Yik Yak and experience it in casual conversations around campus: F*** FSU. Maybe it’s their eye-aching school colors, or that Tallahassee’s finest restaurants resemble Miami’s roadkill, but the sound of Florida State University hits a […]

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